Why Not Plant A Tree There Instead?

A couple of days ago I mentioned that they're installing a new grass median on the road in front of our place. I'm fine with it as long as it doesn't become a popular site for fornication. Apparently a couple of locals thought that a median on Central Parkway would be the perfect location for sex during rush hour yesterday afternoon. They were arrested. Another example of police work being underpaid.

Not quite sure what to with that story but felt compelled to share.