Yeah, I went there. Here's a CNN interview for you that explains that title. So please, wonderful friends who lovingly homeschool your blessed children, I have two requests: 1) understand that I'm not ripping on you, however, 2) do not, under any circumstances, let your kids end up like this kid. Normally it would be wrong to laugh at a kid like this but he did win the National Spelling Bee, meaning that he will probably go on to attend M.I.T college, design software that will take over the world, and force me into indentured servitude.

So he'll get the last laugh.