Sure It's Blatant Commercialism, But For A Free IPOD?!?!

OK, I had a bad experience with multilevel marketing in college so I was somewhat skeptical when my buddy Noel told me the other day about a way to get a free-iPod. But he vouched that it was totally legit and after investigating the offer, I believe he's right. So I'm in. This company has already given away $4 million in free stuff and Noel's iPod will be shipped in five days. All you have to do is complete an online offer [anything from applying for a credit card to buying flowers to spending $1 on a trial monthly service you can cancel] and you're eligible. Then you get five friends to do the same and you're done. And if you already have an iPod, you can choose to get 250 free downloads from iTunes.

So here's all you need to do. Click this link to get signed up: Please use this link so you can help me get mine. Then email [or blog] this info out to your friends and that's it.

You might think I sold out using my blog for this, and you're probably right. But come on, you know how cheap I am. And I swear I'll write something more meaningful soon.