I'm Smiling As I Type This

So check out this resume:

Ph.D. in Artificial Intelligence, Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Research Expert in Artificial Intelligence, specifically problem solving, knowledge representation, image processing, natural language, document classification, artificial neural network.

Research Professor in Carnegie Mellon's School of Computer Science.

Pretty impressive. I guess it's kinda unfortunate that when Dr. Scott Fahlman dies the only thing he'll be noted for is inventing this: :-)