Yikes [locally speaking]

They're considering allowing people to bring dogs to fountain square downtown. Of course, everyone has an opinion including this gem in this morning's Enquirer. This guy writes to the editor saying,

A few articles have come up about whether dogs should be allowed on Fountain Square. If dogs are not allowed on the square, then we certainly should not permit homeless bums on the square either. Who wants somebody in their face begging them for money while you're trying to have a nice lunch or a night out on the town? my dogs are cleaner, more behaved and will not be asking you for spare change.

Humanitarian of the year, folks. And, no, your dog might not ask for money but . . . what's he doing to my leg? Definitely better behaved, though.

Unfortunately, dude was from the westside.