Sad But True

Let's say that you live to be the ripe old age of 100. We'll even bump that up a year: let's say you live to be 101. What would you want to do on your birthday, perhaps your last, before you die? Maybe visit an exotic location, have a huge birthday party, or even get a tattoo.

Well, a Canadian woman who turned 101 this week had but one wish for her 101st birthday:

Caress the mullet of a hockey player.

I wish I could make this stuff up, but I can't. Here's a link to the ESPN story. Lilian Hosking received her wish as she got to meet Edmonton Oiler Ryan Smyth and touch his glorious Canadian Neck Warmer.

Now that's what I call living.