I'm just saying . . .

In reference to my Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes posting a few days ago, this news should come as no surprise: Katie is converting to Scientology. This is L. Ron Hubbard's wacky religion, of which Tom is an adherent, which was the cause for his break-up with former wife Nicole Kidman.

No wonder he's jumping on couches. He finally found a woman who's so excited to be with him that she'll become a Scientologist. Memo to Katie: give Nicole a call first. It gets crazier the deeper you get.