Emily is killing her list of things to do before she turns thirty. In light of that, notice that today's Enquirer offers up a list of 100 things to do in Cincinnati before you die. While some of them are just lame ["have your picture taken in front of the "Florence Y'all water tower"] I think I've done over half of them. The one thing I think I really need to do is see Jimmy Buffett at Riverbend. Never have.
I could add my own smart-alec ones like, "Make crystal-meth in a trailer in Morrow," but I'll refrain.